Full quote
“If someone isn’t in the room don’t talk about em.” Entire phrase on the front with The Alana Show identity.
Limited individual orders
Wear the message.
A small collection inspired by the phrases and personality of The Alana Show. Organic-cotton tees in Natural Raw—made to order one inquiry at a time.
Front + back
“If someone isn’t in the room” on the front; “don’t talk about em.” on the back. AKV detail on the front.
All over the map
“All over the map so you don’t have to be.” The show’s signature line in the navy, ivory, and warm-gold family.
Save it for the show
“Save it for the show.” A simple statement tee with The Alana Show identity.
Save it for the show
Natural/cream cap with the show phrase on the front and AKV detail on the back.
Inquire to order
Simple by design.
Choose the piece, requested size, and quantity. Alana will confirm availability, production timing, shipping, total price, and payment details personally by email before the order is finalized.
No card information is collected here.
For now, this is an individual order inquiry—not an automated checkout. A full shipping address can be confirmed privately after availability and total cost are agreed.
For now, this is an individual order inquiry—not an automated checkout. A full shipping address can be confirmed privately after availability and total cost are agreed.